guff n chuck

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.

Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice

by Chik3b September 12, 2006

skeet n leave

Immediate evacuation of the premises upon completion of ejaculation.

I just can't believe, DJ pulled a skeet n leave!

by James Sighler May 16, 2010

nut n go

What my dad did to my mom

My bio dad just fucked and left and out popped me ... he nut n go

by Sagittarius or saggytitties January 23, 2018

fortnite n' beans

like netflix and chill but for virgins

Virgin #1: Wanna come round to mine for some fortnite n' beans?
Virgin #2: Definitely

by kexi flentridge June 14, 2018

Dip N' Deuce

A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.

Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.

Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.

Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.

by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011

slip n' dip

1. when someone leaves the toilet seat up,
then the next person carelessly sits down, causing their ass to slip n' dip into the water

2. when the anus has direct contact with toilet water when the toilet seat is left up and one sits down

john experienced a slip n' dip at the office, he now has a mullet.

by hannah and leigh December 21, 2006

grip-n-grin

A public appearance by a politician or other celebrity in which the celebrity shakes hands or talks briefly with members of the public, preferably while being photographed doing so.

Oh, well, another city on the campaign trail, another grip-n-grin.

by Claremonitor July 20, 2009