chode load

A choad load is used as an adverb before something.

It's a lot like shit load.

Dude, we have a chode load of homework tonight.

by The Jesus Bot June 5, 2007

chode brush

A long handled brush usually used to wash one's back that is used to scrub the chode when the arms can't reach.

Fred had such little arms, he had to scrub with a chode brush.

by Sparkle75 December 2, 2007

Chode Gold

A substance which is located deep in the heart of a chode. It is smelly and slightly yellow. Its smell has been compared to that of a fat man's anus who just ran a mile. It tastes like tangy pineapple juice, and it is basically chode cum.

My boyfriend gave me some chode gold last night after I sucked him hard. Tasted like pineapple but smelled like poo.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

chode pencil

a short pencil, given out for free and resembing a chode.

I'll distribute chode pencils so that you can fill out your instructor evaluations.

Hand me a chode pencil so that I can fill out my scorecard on the front nine.

by Ryan Runge February 8, 2006

chode slapper

it is when gay man are having sex and the top's balls are bouncing against the bottoms chode. It is a term used for gay men.

Warren is such a chode slapper. He pounded Steve's ass last night.

by Teabagette April 14, 2005

chodes malone

a random nickname used on people.

"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
"Sure"

by sacksmack February 16, 2004

chode-goblin

One who gobbles the chode.

My friend bill is achode-goblin

by Steve August 10, 2003