Zuck

A group of e-foilers, typically in the water.

Wow, look over there, it's a Zuck of e-foils!

by JJJonas May 11, 2021

What the Zuck

/ˈhwʌt ðə zʌk/
phrase
Definition: An exclamation of frustration, disbelief, or sarcastic bemusement when Mark Zuckerberg makes a baffling, misguided, or universally despised decision regarding Facebook/Meta or any of its platforms, often resulting in unnecessary complications, invasive features, or unwelcome trends (e.g., overloading the platform with AI integrations, cloning features from competitors, or prioritizing profit over user experience).

Related Terms:
Zuckery (noun): The act of making tone-deaf, platform-destroying decisions.
Zucked Up (adj): Describes a situation or feature that's been thoroughly ruined by bad corporate decisions.

"Did you see that Facebook just turned our profile pages into AI chatbots? What the Zuck is going on over there?"

by Crazed-Eighty December 30, 2024

Zucking It

This is the act of sucking, or attempting to suck off one's self in a public space. This was made famous by Mark Zuckerberg after being caught sucking himself off in a Wendys bathroom.

Mark Zuckerberg got caught Zucking It in a Wendy's bathroom.

by Blianga January 13, 2025

Zuck

engage in sexual intercourse whilst high of marijuana

I lowkey wanna zuck you rn
or
we should zoot then zuck

by ZeekZootZutt September 3, 2025

Zuck factor

The friction coefficient of one's asshole

Hey Jeff, what's the zuck factor today?

by Nv Willy bob November 17, 2025

Zuck up

When you succeed but somehow make everything worse for literally everyone else.

Mark Zuckerberg is such a zuck up, says he enables free speech but can't even show pole on main.

by Chattwo February 25, 2025

zuck

verb. to destroy societal value for personal or financial gain

We wanted a safe work environment but management zucked up the implementation and mandated swimsuit attire for women in heavy construction areas.

by Elon's Musky Parts February 26, 2025