zoops

combination of ZOMG + Oops = zoops

expression of extreme excitement when someone fucks up

skateboard trick ending in faceplant = zoops
sex act gone wrong = zoops
braggadocio ending in utter humiliation = zoops

by SteelersSlob September 18, 2016

Zoop

The sound a vehicle makes when accelerating, typically a foreign alienated spaceship.

i drive a spaceship and the motors go ZOOP

by AAAAARRR AR AR AR AR 🐕 July 12, 2024

Zoop

A verb typically meaning to miss a golden gun crit usually in a boss dp's phase.

"gonna be honest with you guys I missed it" - Zoop

by Blornt May 18, 2024

Zoop

Zoop is a word used to describe the taste of water. Water is neither sweet nor sour or even salty (unless drunk form the sea...). Thus, Zoop, is the flavour of water.

This liquid has a mild zoop quality to it.

There is a minerally twang to this waters zoop.
The zoop in this water is crazy.

by CDAWGYDOG June 22, 2023

Zoop

To poop during a Zoom meeting. Intransitive verb.

I'm sure glad I learned to turn off the video before I Zooped.

by Zeus Moonbeam July 29, 2020

Zoop

A poop that replicates the pattern of a zebra.

When a poop is multiple colors

“Last night I had the thickest zoop”
“What shades of brown”

by Dumb rat August 14, 2020

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024