zoomar

Zoomar is a mockery sport, created to make fun of parkour and traceurs. It is based on animal movements. It usually involves looking ridiculous while moving about. Practitioners often yell out the word Zoomar while performing.

-Yo why is Nabil running in front of that car and rolling over that ledge?
-Oh he's just doing Zoomar because he saw me doing Parkour earlier.

by Rooftop Ninja January 11, 2009

zooming

Walking in a slow shuffle, with the torso turned or twisted, due to acute back pain.

I'll just keep zooming for the next couple of days, until my back gets back to normal.

by T. Higgins September 23, 2005

Zootang

Zootang to try and get laid by taking a date to the zoo.

kid 1 So i took my date to the zoo yesterday.

kid 2 You got some Zootang right?

Kid 1 Ohh yeah

by BulletProofB January 13, 2009

Zoomalis

People from Somalia who were put in Mohamedian xerro (enclosure) and became part of an Arab sheikh flock (xerta sheekha)

The Mohammedian Arabs Sheikhs have opened many xerro to produce many zoomalis who claim them as fathers.

by Arabdaddy August 17, 2022

zoobang

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

He looked a little zoobang.

by The Return of Light Joker January 26, 2011

Zoomans

Someone attending a meeting/conference etc virtually rather than in person

It was nice to be in a meeting with humans not just ZOOMANS

by Alexisagenius September 14, 2021

Zoomaniac

Zoologist who insanely holds on to Zoontic Origins of Covid-19 despite majority of scientific community and general public seeing such is deception devoid of evidence. After Darwin's book Zoomania..both from Oxford.

The Zoomaniacs are pretending again to have evidence of zoonotic origins of covid due to a human, racoon dog soup of surface swabs testing positive.

by exDoctorMel March 21, 2023