Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

by sorta May 12, 2011

Daniel Zed

A person who thinks people reposting there name definitions r moist

Daniel Zed would never do that

by Danielzed November 22, 2021

Minh Zed

A person who cannot be trusted when playing lol as he is to be defined : a fucking cunt

Minh play zed for the first time. So he decide his name was Minh Zed Rito decides to delete lol

by ducksumo November 22, 2021

big Zeds

From the New Zealand vernacular, meaning to be soundly asleep.
Also written, "big Zzzeds"

Where's Rawiri?
Mate, he's conked out. Can't you hear the Big Zeds coming from the bedroom?

by MatildaCleverClogs August 28, 2022

Zed

Zed is the definitive term for THE iconic motorcycle of the early 1970's.

The Kawasaki Zed 1 (Z900) made the tubby little Honda 750's look like overweight, bland barges, overnight. The KING.

by Piigy Peek Freen February 03, 2009

Zed

Meant to describe speed or movement within a word

"That car insert definition-zed'ed around the corner"

by Joku_Mathieu January 22, 2024

Zed

how that one annoying teacher says "Z" just because they want to be different.

doubliu,eks,vai and Zed

by wrympire December 04, 2018