Are you or are you not the grandpa

When you adopt a child, jerk it off, and let it ejaculate in a cup. Then you drink the cum and spit it inside of a random girls pussy.

Are you or are you not the grandpa?

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 13, 2023

You thought you ate

A tears used my blackies or people in a discord mic up. If you were to roast some and you didn’t do go a person might say. “You thought you ate that.”

“Gorl stfu you thought you ate that, *laugh* you thought you ate that.”

by Gojowho? August 18, 2021

you know you got problems

A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.

Mentioned in a Too Short song.

Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.

Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.

Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

Beat you till you bleed

A threat, designed to convey the how much trouble a child is in and how angry the parent is.

If you smash that toy against the floor again, I'll beat you till you bleed.

by holmes5 May 3, 2010

You do what you want when you poppin

Once an individual reaches a certain point in life the individual can now do what they want, when they want, where they want. With no restraints.

"Why did you think it was ok to do such a thing"
"You do what you want when you poppin"

by JuicePharoah October 10, 2016

thank you fuck you bye

something said by Jim Cornette to a person he hates

AEW sucks, thank you fuck you bye

by Goldberg is overrated April 21, 2021

Did you know you have rights?

Seemingly a simple marketing slogan used by all civil and criminal solicitors, this famous line is actually from Breaking Bad season 2 episode 8. It makes a hilarious appearance in Saul Goodman's television advertisement:

"Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I."

It is most commonly used amongst members of the unofficial, imaginary, crack-addicted breaking bad community that every zealous Breaking Bad viewer thinks they are uniquely apart of. The phrase is also the reason that many aspiring students have mistakenly entered the legal profession and incompetently represented and let down innocent people to the blood-thirsty prosecutors.

Friend 1: "This Subway is so terrible they never properly wrap my sandwich, it's literally at risk of falling apart."
Friend 2: "Did you know you have rights?"
Friend 1: "Constitution says you do."
Both friends: "And so do I."

*Friend 1 has just been convicted of gross negligence manslaughter after jokingly pushing their best friend down steep stairs and causing their death. They are in court awaiting sentencing by the judge.*
Friend 1: *anxious and regretful* "I didn't mean to. I can't believe I did that man. I-I-I ca-can't bel-"
Friend 2: "Calm down. Calm down! Did you know you have rights!?"
*Judge looks up in confusion*
Friend 1: *wipes tears from eyes and sniffles* "Constitution says you do!"
Judge: *slams gavel* "Order please!"
Both friends together: "AND SO DO I!"

by bradleysheadissick August 17, 2023