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yoga instructor 

when a woman is lying on her side while being anally penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her clit to eat her out while simultaneously performing anal sex on her to give them both the most explosive orgasms
hey did you see bj penn's fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!
yoga instructor by youngrichandblack November 14, 2012
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Yoga Aroma 

The collaborative scent of the relations between a wet dog and wet cat on a particularly hot day.
I was immediately hit with a waft of yoga aroma as i walked into that establishment.
Yoga Aroma by Aneeda Beaverhausen January 17, 2017
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Yoga Fugly

When someone can’t do yoga, they are yoga fugly.

Example:
Sbeve: Would you like to do fetal position with me?
Tear: Not, not really.
Sbeve: YOUR YOGA FUGLY

Definition 2: When someone is a bitch or a vegan they are yoga fugly.

Definition 3: If something just generally sucks, it’s yoga fugly.

Example:
Sbeve: Did you hear Eminem’s new song?
Tear: Yeah, it’s yoga fugly.
Nah man, that’s yoga fugly.
Yoga Fugly by raven! August 1, 2019

Yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G)

A term used to describe a woman who is too good for you or out of your league.
Bro 1: look at that chick over there, go buy her a drink, bro 2!
Bro 2: naw man she is yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G). She wouldn't go for an alchoholic, video game playing fuckboy like me.

Yoga Cat 

It is a cat that started doing yoga as a kitten or a cat that started doing yoga as a hobby
Ron: Jennifer... Your cat is doing yoga again..
Jennifer: and?
Ron: He's on top of the fridge...
Jennifer: WHAT, tell that little sh*t to get down right now!
*cat continues to do yoga*
Ron: please get down, I know you are a yoga cat but get down
*cat starts to look down at Ron*
Yoga Cat by PandaIsExist May 15, 2020

Yoga Ball 

The holy item that is held by the second last dungeon guardian, snake/serpent boss Russel. You can find the yoga ball within the dungeon's last structure "Oliver's room" and can be fought over for in the closet. The Yoga Ball, used in Russel's hand as his main weapon can be dropped within the 6.99 - 911% drop rate range. Stats: | Attack Power = ∞ | Speed = ∞ | Weight = 0.3kgs | Magic Power = 69 000 000 | Rarity = SS+ (Super Sex) | Side Bonus = Grants the user the most powerful item in the game for Melee, Ranged and Arcane attacks. Buffs all accessories and provides various damage, defence and speed multipliers. Deals instant damage, wounding damage as well as damage, speed and defence debuffs for opponent dealt damage to. Allows super bounce motions for movement speed, attack speed, melee attacks and ranged attacks. Can be used in armour slot for ∞ protection | "The most sex item any mortal can wield. It is as soft as Russel's fat and is as bouncy as the air track. You are truly overpowered and now ready to fight the unholy entity himself . . . Gustoplolis Prime." You can get all the girls with this super sex item.
Dhar Mann: "NOOOO HE'S USING THE YOGA BALL! PLEASE RUSSEL DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
*Random player*: "Ohhhh he has the yoga ball. He's so hot he's even wearing Zara."
Leonardo Pecunha: "Man, this is how you become a champion."

Use the yoga ball to bum fuck all your enemies off the map
Yoga Ball by Rotha8807 September 9, 2021

Yoga Mommy

A generation of generally affluent and educated mothers known for feeding their family "price does not matter" organic foods, caring about the enviroment by driving hybrid (or highly upscale) vehicles, and frequently doing yoga or similar "granola crowd" activities.
Ashley has turned into a total yoga mommy since she had her baby.