Yard Lobster

a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008

Yadidadido

What a cool girl from west phoenix is called.

yaya, yadi, yadidadido

by 602entrepenuerism March 14, 2013

Yard Dawg pose

Yard Dawg Pose

To look Gangster As Fuck when a photograph is being taken. Some Homies and A pit-bull will help for better results on pull this off.

Jose always uses a Yard Dawg pose in his photos. He looks Gangster as Fuck.

by DrFuck September 3, 2018

yard bars

Dog poop that is laying around in an open area, especially a yard or field, that has not been picked up and disposed of properly.

" I need to clean up my back yard. There are petrified yard bars like a mine field there. I stubbed my toe on one through my shoe!"

by Ebuc Nepo II October 10, 2019

Yard Bird

A person who uses methamphetamines but usually has no money to buy their drugs, so they constantly hang out for no apparent reason just to do your drugs for FREE!!

Here comes the “yard bird”...... quick, hide your shit or he’ll circle you until he smokes all yours then mine too....!!!

by KeepinITReal62 March 26, 2021

Fifty Yard Fakeout

When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.

"Damn that girl over there is hot!"

*Walks over to see her up close*

"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"

by You're Blind April 4, 2009

Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.

Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!

by Mutants June 24, 2011