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Windows XP Black Screen

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.
"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"
by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006
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Windows XP

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.
by Cornholio August 26, 2003
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Windows XP

An Experimental Project (XP) released upon the masses of computer users, tooted as the latest and greatest operating system, which, in theory sounds great, however in practice, causes nothing more than problems, headaches, and nausea, and high job turnover rates for Network Administrators.
This fucking Windows X-perimental Project has crashed yet again, and insists upon sending an error report to MicroSoft. Un-be-fucking-lieveable. You'd think that after 20 years in the market, they'd have come up with something more stable...
by Da Dirty Q-Tip October 18, 2002
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double xp weekend

when a virgin or nonvirgin with little sexual experience takes on two guys at once or separately in one weekend. they gain some serious xp and probably rank up to level 2 slut in the making.
We can help her shake off that rust. lets organize a double xp weekend and get her back on the right path.
by WeinerRedeemer May 31, 2010
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Windows XP

an invention of the nazi's of microsoft to slow down the world and put everyone out of pocket, even the elderly, disabled and anyon else who hapens to live in a country were computers are used, i hope bill gates dies.
Windows XP, the worlds most powerful os, if you dont like computers that are switched on
by david October 29, 2003
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windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?
Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"
by Karl March 14, 2004
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Windows XP

XTREMELY PISS...
Does to much and works little.
The stupid cunt down the road installed extremely piss into his car's computer and it makes him answer a questionaire before turning... then decides the other way would be better anyway.
by Rican January 25, 2004
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