Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

bullshit writing

When you take an exam or big essay test, and broaden your vocabulary to make you essay longer. It doesn't make sense, you just wanna sound smart.

Bullshit writing:

In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.

by Supersonik August 24, 2017

subpar weinering

the act of giving subpar sex that did not pleasure the partner

I am sorry babe that was some really subpar-weinering. Want to go again?

Last night, I hooked up with a guy, and the sex was really subpar. That’s some Subpar Weinering!

by Beers&Rears November 22, 2022

writing dumps

Another word for cracking cards which is another word for credit card fraud.

Guy in DMs: You still writing dumps?

Me: Yeah. Send the information.

by Aaliyah Dukes December 23, 2021

mouth watering

tempting, desirable

The piece of chocolate cake in the display case was mouth watering.

by Locksofcoal November 4, 2017

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 22, 2021