kentucky foot warmer

When you shit in your sock then put it on.

Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.

by OhSchist June 7, 2018

global warmer

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

I can't believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?

by bareback rider February 1, 2007

Back Warmer

A female passenger on a motorcycle. Can also be a male passenger.

My wife enjoys riding on the Queen Seat and being my Back Warmer. We enjoy long rides together on weekends.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 24, 2021

Wal*Mart Worker

Found primarily in the Northern Middle West section of the United States, a highly skilled, extremely reliable species formerly known as a "lathe operator" or "foundry worker". Typically known to have paid taxes, served in the armed forces, engaged in longstanding monogmous relationships with a female of the same species. Usually producing a "family" of four children that "lathe operator" proudly sent off to college that he mostly paid for. Formerly earned $30/hr. at Ford Motor Company. Metamorphosis into "Wal-Mart Worker" seems to occur upon the onset of middle-age when "lathe operator" and "foundy workers" travel to Mexico for several weeks and engage in apparent transfer of skills and expertise to native Mexican species. Metamorphosized "Wal-Mart worker" emerges from habitat after several months after he returns from Mexico during a period of dormancy called "unemployment". Species is usually found in a red vest showing teeth at other North American species and saying, "Welcome to Wal-Mart". Species appears to be less vigorous in metamorphosized state.

Dad's doing OK, even though he's pretty depressed now that he can't do his trade the way he used to; he's become a Wal*Mart worker.

by Thinking Republican February 25, 2008

Chode warmer

A part of the anatomy used to warm a chode, most commonly a vagina, but not exclusively. On occasion the term is used more generally to refer to a female homosapien.

I really want to go snowboarding this weekend, but my chode warmer would throw a fit.

by John Maxfield February 7, 2012

Mars Worker

An individual whom possesses neither physical nor intellectual competence and is best suited working in the deep mine shafts of Mars for the remaining duration of their life.

Xavier is so fucking stupid I heard they sent him up to Mars to collect minerals. What a dumb fucking Mars worker!

by TallGuyKai June 20, 2020

Wolmers girls

Wolmers girls located at 2a Marescaux Rd, Kingston.This school has some of the best looking women like how could you go wrong when u have a wolmers girl. These girls despise their brother school cause all of them give bun and unloyal. but i kid you not they love the jc kc and ardenne men.

oh shes from Wolmers girls she must be so gorgeous

by hahahhahahahahahahdineidh January 25, 2022