Wooden steed

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.

A: I got here on my wooden steed
B: You mean your skateboard?
A: Yes, sort of...

by Richel Bilderbeek July 2, 2007

Wooden spoon

A person can be referred to as a "wooden spoon" when he or she makes it their mission to stir shit left, right and center, usually by spreading lies and false rumours about others.

John: Hey, you seem to be quite upset. What's going on?
Jane: I'm furious. My sister keeps telling lies about me and my boyfriend won't even talk to me.
John: Nah, don't worry about her. She's just a wooden spoon. She'll get what's coming for her when people realise the truth.

by Bluerain12ya November 25, 2016

wooden leg

An old fashioned, cheap prosthetic we all wish we had. Typicaly seen on Afghan land mine victims.

Hey Max bring my wooden back you prick of a dog.

by LachyGordon May 18, 2005

wooden spoon

It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.

The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.

by Ryan J G February 18, 2006

Wooden Toaster

Wooden Toaster or better know as glaze is a music artist who is a brony

"Have you heard of Wooden Toaster ?"
"Do you mean Glaze?"

by NautilusBbx1873 September 12, 2022

Wooden leg

Virginity in the mid twenties or beyond: a flaw that one can't see upon the first meeting, but will make it really hard to get them to take off their pants.

I was trying to hook up with this hot girl, but I couldn't close because she had a wooden leg. I won't be calling her again.

by craigsliststrippers June 1, 2011

wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

by JayR August 27, 2003