Thor's Banhammer

A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.

It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.

Used for smiting.

Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.

Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.

/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!

by Tasha G. Uden March 29, 2011

thor roar

The mating call of the Thor that makes Katy Perry need him.

At their wedding, Thor released a THOR ROAR and everyone but Katy Perry knew to leave.

by NomNachos December 28, 2013

Thor Sex

A form of foreplay where you take a hammer and swing the metal part into the womans pussy or asshole.

Dude i had thor sex with my girlfriend. Oh you mean you babe ruthed her with a hammer?

by Thisaccountisstupidasfuck October 1, 2015

thor hammer

when you use your dick to hammer a nail

"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"

by stinkyboy123 September 26, 2019

Thor's Hammer

When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.

"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."

by Captain Andy Ghostface December 16, 2013

Thor solos

Something people who stan boring ass characters say whenever a cooler, more interesting character is mentioned.

Dude: wow, this new X-Men comic is really good!
Loser: idc, Thor solos
Dude: get laid

by DazzaPazza July 13, 2021

Mighty Thor

While being anally penetrated with a Roman Candle, the catcher beats off and inserts penis into a live lamp socket at the moment of ejaculation. The consequent electrical explosion ignites Roman Candle.

"You got any burn cream for my hands? I was Mighty Thor-in' it all weekend."

by Hezbollatte June 23, 2008