Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009

Whomping Willow

A violent orgy or sexual party

John So I walked in and my roommate was having a Whomping Willow on my bed!
Zac Better wash your sheets!

by Crider816 July 17, 2011

whompify

An exclusive, interactive dubstep network for the latest artists, trends, shows, and labels in the scene.

yo i heard about this last minute warehouse show thru whompify.com... such a crazy night.

by whompify August 7, 2012

whomp

To clobber or beat up. Used frequently in rocket power by twister's brother.

"I'll whomp you if you don't tell me where this secret spot is."

by Player 2 January 2, 2007

whomp

A word made up by TJ Detwhiler, on Disneys animated show Recess. He made the word to have no purpose or meaning, but the teachers all thought that is was a curse word, so they banned it.

I want a big whompiing surving
Man that really whomps
etc.

by Jessie August 24, 2004

Pussy Whomping

To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.

Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.

Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!

He whomped her pussy!

Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?

by Thlayli February 20, 2003

whimpie

A very sloppy vagina

"Yo was her pussy tight?"
"Nah that bitch had a whimpie."

by Grabel December 10, 2006