Whelp

A hot young 20 something guy who prefers having sex, dating, or marrying older women.

Michael, why don't you go out with chicks your own age, aren't you like 25?

Nahh man, I'm a whelp. Gotta be over 35 if they wanna get with me.

Ashton Kutcher is a whelp, his wife is Demi Moore.

Dude, you gotta stop whelping on those Coyotes!

by websterschick February 6, 2010

whelephant

not a fucking word. its as if some tard was trying to use their mommys computer.

DAMMIT SARAH! get off'a mommys porn box!

by collin miller October 19, 2003

Whelan

Whelan is the gayest guy i know he is in love with a man called wolfe and he wants to do anal with him. Everyday he askes him out and wolfe says no. Sadly for whelan he never will get a girl.

What a gay guy whelan

by Whelan Is Gay November 15, 2018

ned whelan

albino, albino, is harry potter...goes to hagwarts

ned whelan is an albino

by tank6969696969 October 23, 2008

whelen

Well whelen has a wide varied background.
It all satrted on the way to an 18th b'day partay. There was a construction truck and there was a yellow luminous jacket on the side so my dear friend decided to go acquire it so she grabbed it and we all ran off.
So then we see it has Whelen written on the back and we are amazed.
and then by a series of events became more of a personaility then just a jacket.

Whelen is 3 people:
1. The WhelenMister : Anna
2. Whelen : Me
3. Whelen 2 : Richard

by Tractor_girl June 23, 2004

whelching

a guy dips his balls in hot chili. and the girl sucks it off

When Curt wanted to be pleasured, he thought long and hard. He chose whelching with his girlfriend after deciding the pain was worth the pleasure.

by Narvy April 23, 2007

Wheller

Someone who sucks up to others mainly higher ranked to gain advantage above his competitors.

Look at him hes doing a wheller.

by David Scott Thomas August 27, 2009