fourth wheeling

When your with a group of people but you still stand out even though it's an even amount

We went to the movies with four people but Cassie was still fourth wheeling

by Carrie Cassandra April 19, 2015

Wheeling

Wheeling-the act of picking up women, can be rated with with the size of the wheels, large wheels being for better at picking up women and smaller wheels for worse. There are many different types of wheels; monster truck wheels are for the men that get it done and hamster wheels are for the men that go nowhere and flat tire is just for failures. Can often be heard in the hallways of MPSJ, the birthplace of the term.

Example 1:

Man1: "Julian wanna come chill with da boys?"

Julian: " cmon man, cant you see that im wheeling? "

Example 2:

Man1: " hey have you asked her out yet? "

Man2 : " Nope, im still wheeling "

Example 3:

" hot girl " walks by -

Man1 : " would you tap that? "

Man2 : " yea ,but ive got no wheels "

by cromewheels November 8, 2009

Four wheeling with the turkey lady

A repulsive sexual maneuver when you are having sex with a girl with a warbling double chin. You jab your dick in her mouth, making her chin vibrate as she is making turkey sounds. Just before ejaculation you pull out and turn her around, going for the dirt road while she is on all four.

That Tom is such a quitter, I really wanted to get a hold of him but he was out four wheeling with the turkey lady all weekend.

Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC

by Klascombat October 18, 2010

weeding

plucking the hairs from your girl's vagina, especially while high

A: Thanks for weeding me last night.
B: Wait, I weeded you? I thought those were twizzlers.

by Blafucock March 15, 2011

Wheeling

The act of hooking up just for fun with no attachments and no emotion.

me: I just want some wheeling.
him: oh, wanna be friends with benefits?
me: FUCK YES.

by fwbs December 23, 2009

Weedlink

An entirely mental connection between 2 or more stoners that occurs during heavy sessions. A weedlink is a subconscious bond that activates during; topic discussion, decision making, memory recollection, and other scenarios that arise while baking.

Weedlink's result in the almost instant affirmation of a comment of a fellow toker because 1 or more tokers had the same thought on their mind, but were likely too stoned to even attempt speech. This causes a sort of "eureka" moment which clearly identifies who's linked.

Another byproduct of these moments is the inevitable "I was just gonna say...!" or "Holy shit you read my fucking mind!" This will generally only happen the first few times you link with someone, eventually it would get annoying anyways.

The degree of obscurity and the frequency of which these connections occur seem to correlate directly to the magnitude of weed and the frequency of when these 2 or more people burn together. This phenomena is therefore strengthened by "weedlationships".

Person 1: "fuck I'm baked, let's get some eats, lets go to Mcdicks"

Person 2: "FFFFUUUU- I was just craving a big mac and 20 nuggets!!!!"

Person 1: "That's exactly what I was gonna order. gtfo my head!"
________________________

Person 1: "Hey man, I think it's just about time to pack another bow-"

Person 2: *hands person 1 a freshly loaded bong* "all ready on it."

Person 1: "Weedlink oh shi-"

by StonedMason June 19, 2010

wheezling

when you wheeze but its not normal, its really a lot of wheezing.

Alishbah was wheezling so hard after that joke i made!

by narwhal😱 March 14, 2023