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Beef Wellington Injection 

Noun

1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.

2. A variation on the classic beef injection
"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."

J Wellington Wimpy 

A guy from the comic strip Thimble Theater, later known as Popeye, who was a glutton. He would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, "i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", though never paying. He would gorge on hamburgers.
J Wellington Wimpy would eat hamburgers.

cock welding

When one man inserts his cock into another man's ass while a third man places a bead of cum around the rectum
While tyler and joey where buttfucking the other night devan gave them a good cock welding
cock welding by Cockwelder January 10, 2019

Simpleton of Wellington 

Adam Cordy is the Simpleton of Wellington
Simpleton of Wellington by The imple December 17, 2019

beef wellington 

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!
During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.
beef wellington by WedJorton June 4, 2010

Weeping Camel 

A Weeping Camel is when a girl gives a man oral pleasure and spits it into the male's eye causing him to proceed to crying.
Tony: Hey, Huggy what happened with that chick last night?

Huggy: Dude she sucked me off, but after I climaxed she gave me a Weeping Camel.

Tony: Whhhhaaaaat?!?!?!?!?
Weeping Camel by Solofram September 8, 2009