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The news and the weather

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.
Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.
by Dr. Cold Finger January 11, 2008
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Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.
Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.
by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021
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Beck weather

A weird person especially someone who is a creep and a pervert. Someone who is a jerk, an asshole and a bad person
My mom and dad are being beck weathers.
by Iglesianicristo October 24, 2022
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weather boy

Someone who drives around in an Alfa Romeo courtesy of their daddy’s money and takes out their parents yacht on the weekends
Guy 1: god that guys Alfa Romeo makes him look like a total douche

Guy 2: yea, what a weather boy
by Classyscumbag September 19, 2019
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Sunny Weather

The sort of weather where the skies are blue, the grass is bright, and there is lots of sunlight! It is generally warmer when the sun is out, so people in colder climates find it quite pleasant. People located in hotter climates may not be so fond of it.
Guy 1: Nice weather innit?
Guy 2: Yeah! Sunny weather is always nice!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
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Weather Stalking

Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.
That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".
by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010
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Indiana Weather

term used to describe weather patterns that go from 70 degrees one day, then all the way down to 30 degrees and frost. followed by tornados and hail
John, "Dude, can you believe this weather?!?"
Steve, "I know man! its some serious indiana weather shit!"
by tickel me elmo November 25, 2011
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