You like watching your neighbors watch TV?

A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.

Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?

by AMPflu April 10, 2011

their eyes were watching god

A book containing many very annoying black southern colloquialisms, with a horrible storyline about a black woman's oppressed life. Of course, she has to throw in a bunch of sexual innuendos involving pear trees, flowers, and bumblebees. If you like reading about a little town called Eatonville where only blacks live, and people from miles around gather to see the new lamppost installed, you'd love this book. If you 're anything like a cognitive human being that requires some kind of respectable theme or decent storyline to enjoy something, stay far away from this book.

Our AP English class got assigned to read Their Eyes Were Watching God, regardless of the fact that everything else we've read contains 200% more thought-provoking content than this garbage.

by Cognizant April 20, 2005

sleep watching

what it says. watching someone wile they sleep- can be romantic, or something a stalker would do.

1. Susie's bf was so sweet, he stayed up all night sleep watching.

2. While Bobby was asleep, a girl was outside with binoculars sleep watching.

by silvercold9 November 25, 2007

waughing

The act of wizzing(or peeing) yourself due to laughing too hard. Commonly happens after a good joke as been said a person may start waughing, which normally goes unnoticed by the waugher until it's to late.

Ryan:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cory:Why?
Ryan:How the CLUCK should I know!
Cory:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ryan:Dude go to the bathroom you're waughing.
Cory:Oh NO!

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

watching this space

The act of waiting for someone to remember something.

We are watching this space until Rachel Maddow remembers that her sign-off used to be 'watch this space'.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

fossil watching

Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break

'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

wathing

Stalkerishly watching someone or something bathe.

As the sun went down, Joseph was continuously wathing Janice take a shower.

by frazzil2010 April 6, 2009