Warren

The best person in existence. Also the best boyfriend ever. He is incredibly sweet, caring, honest, loyal, compassionate, smart, funny, loving, kind, understanding, devoted, strong, and perfect. He has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. He’s the cutest, hottest, most gorgeous, most handsome person in existence. He gets my craziness, which no one else does. He’s my soulmate. He has a great taste in music. They say no one’s perfect, but they’ve never met Warren.

Warren is the best person ever

by like I’m gonna tell you February 5, 2023

Auburn middle school (warrenton)

auburn middle school is full of basic white girls and thirsty girls who think they are all that. Every guy there thinks that they can date every girl and act like a whole celebrity. The girls smell like expired Macy’s perfume, and the guys wear too much vineyard vines. I have never seen so much hoes in my lifetime of going to schools. Now, the lunch there sucks as well. it looks 6 months expired to be completely honest. They are trying to give us a whole heart attack with there greasy ass pizza. The gym sucks as well because no one does anything that’s why everyone there is obese. I don’t recommend this school unless you wanna be a hoe and obese. Kids think that there so cool cause they have that big designer stuff. i feel bad for the teachers honestly

everyone who doesn’t go to auburn middle school (warrenton): FUCK AUBURN AND THERE HOES

by yourmemeaccount June 8, 2019

Mr Whipples' warranty

An ebay sellers' warranty that is useless.

Legit seller item $100 + shipping $20 = $120 Mr. Whipple item $50 + shipping and handling $70 = $120. Both sellers offer a 90 day exchange buyer pays shipping both ways warranty. Item goes bad Legit seller $20 return + $20 replacement = $40. Mr Whipple $20 return + $70 shipping and handling ( you must pay this to get the warranty service ) = $90 . A lot of buyers would think twice about paying $40 to replace a $120 item, but if they think they are still ahead they will do it. Add in the fact that Mr Whipples merchandise is junk to begin with,a lot more are going to say the hell with it when the cost is $90 to replace a $120 item. Legit seller 90 days starts over again with the replacement item. Mr Whipple 90 day warranty starts with the first item and ends at 90 days. so your warranty may run out before you get the replacement. The rule of thumb is sellers price is twice sellers cost that means the legit seller is out $50 for each warranty replacement, he has good reason to make sure his merchandise will last. Mr Whipples cost is covered in the shipping and handling charge each warranty replacement costs him nothing, he isn't as concerned about the quality of his merchandise.Mr Whipples' warranty is a heads he wins and tails the buyer loses warranty. Check price, shipping costs, and warranty terms before buying avoid Mr Whipple. mikie the yorkie wishes she had.

by mikie the yorkie March 10, 2008

Warrenist

One who follows the religion of Warrenism. World's second best religion, next to Nevillism in my opinion.

Ever since I became a Warrenist, I have this urge to work out 4 times a day.

by InDogWeTrust April 25, 2009

Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.

Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.

by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019

Warzone

A game that despite being out for over a year and developed by a billion dollar company, still doesn’t have an anti-cheat.

Hey man, why didn’t you playing Warzone yesterday?
Because of all the hackers.
How many was it this time?
Out of ten games I ran into eight.
Holy shit.
Tell me about it. It’s 2021 and we still don’t have an Anti-Cheat.

by 6_Anonymous_6 August 4, 2021

The William Warren

Eating 1000 pizzas in 10 seconds flat

I just did the William Warren

by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019