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Garden warfare

When your plants grow fucking legs and start to fight zombies with guns and witchery
Omg not again the Garden is starting a garden warfare with that zombies.
by Jamming poop April 19, 2020
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Modern Warfare II

Not to be confused with Modern Warfare 2 which was way older, Modern Warfare II is the 2022 Call of duty game which is being shoved down our throats so we can pre-order the game with the vault pack.
Warzone: PrE-oRrEr Modern Warfare II VaUlT pAcK nOw.
Me: STFU IM TRYING TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS I AINT WASTING NO MONEY UNTIL I FIND OUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY GOOD UNLIKE SHITGUARD.
by IdkPlat June 21, 2022
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Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.
"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Wallflower

Someone who chooses to observe, instead of experience life.

They know a lot about people, what they are truthfully like, how they actually act when they think no one is paying attention.

Since people have little interest in wallflowers, they usually know a lot about people. The good and the bad.

Wallflowers are not mean, or impolite. They are usually pleasant, and respectful- just shy and/or introverted.

Nontheless, people tend to use the word "wallflower" negatively. What a shame.
The shy girl, or guy in high school that blends in- no one really knows them, but they always seem to be there, in the background.

Teacher- "Pass that paper to Jane."
Student- "Who's Jane?"
Teacher- "The girl that's been sitting two seats behind you all year. She's almost in all your classes."
Student thinks to himself- "It's not my fault she's a wallflower."
by Norah Gray August 29, 2010
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Show Me Your Warface

1. The face you make when engaged in a combat situation, or any situation you find serious enough.
Quote from Full Metal Jacket

Drill Sargent: "Show me your warface!"
Private: "Sir?"
Drill Sargent: "You got a warface? AHHHHHHHH! That's a warface, now let me see your warface!"
by Super Extremely Cool Story November 10, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.

A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"

Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
by shcoome March 2, 2010
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Religious warfare

people killing other people over who has the best invisible friend
person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you're a NERD!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!
by stewbobjimkirk April 22, 2009
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