Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!

by nigrajones July 18, 2011

Voldemort/Fuckboy/Brandon

is an absolute dick head who can suck an elephants cock and die from its load he can die in a well

Voldemort/fuckboy/Brandon YOU DICK

by Jesus:]:] February 5, 2020

Pulling a Voldemort

Pulling a Voldemort can be defined as being fucked over (by a girl named Sydney) on more than one occasion and being cheated on for someone less attractive than you. The one who pulls the Voldemort then proceeds to downgrade so severely that they rot into a state of "less than dogshit" importance.

She was caught Pulling a Voldemort and he ended up dating this 10/10 chick. Score!

by MephyPheles June 20, 2014

The Voldemort

You pick up a chick at a bar, and go back with her to her parent's house. While boning her you scream out "AVADA KEDAVRA" and jizz on her forehead. You trace a lightning bolt on her head with your jizz, then murder her parents and run away to Albania.

Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"

by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018

Voldemort

Voldemort is used to describe some one who's nose is dipped in like a tunnel project that was stopped halfway through.
Traditionally remembered as the character from Harry Potter, Voldemort can also be used as an insult for when a persons face is going white through emotions.

Damn, that girl looks like fucking Voldemort.
Bro you looked like Voldemort when you heard your dog died!

by A dead man September 18, 2018

Voldemort

He is a pale scanty man without nose..
He used to be 'Tom Marvolo Riddle", who is kinda nerd but sohot, sexy, fabulous, goreous and attractive.

If you keep acting mean like that, you're gonna turn out to Lord Voldemort!

by HarryPotterShouldMarryMalfoy March 22, 2017

Voldemort

(Noun) A person you completely regret sleeping with and whose name must consequently never be spoken out loud again.

Remember that time Shannon hooked up with that total Voldemort? I tried to stop her but she was too drunk to listen.

by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017