Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!

by nigrajones July 18, 2011

Voldemort/Fuckboy/Brandon

is an absolute dick head who can suck an elephants cock and die from its load he can die in a well

Voldemort/fuckboy/Brandon YOU DICK

by Jesus:]:] February 05, 2020

Voldemort

(Noun) A person you completely regret sleeping with and whose name must consequently never be spoken out loud again.

Remember that time Shannon hooked up with that total Voldemort? I tried to stop her but she was too drunk to listen.

by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017

Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.

Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!

by LightRemembered August 31, 2025

voldemort

moldy voldy is king

hey tabby have you spoke to voldemort recently

tabby: no he's been to busy trying to find a nose

by razzly jazzly April 08, 2021

Pulling a Voldemort

Pulling a Voldemort can be defined as being fucked over (by a girl named Sydney) on more than one occasion and being cheated on for someone less attractive than you. The one who pulls the Voldemort then proceeds to downgrade so severely that they rot into a state of "less than dogshit" importance.

She was caught Pulling a Voldemort and he ended up dating this 10/10 chick. Score!

by MephyPheles June 20, 2014

The Voldemort

You pick up a chick at a bar, and go back with her to her parent's house. While boning her you scream out "AVADA KEDAVRA" and jizz on her forehead. You trace a lightning bolt on her head with your jizz, then murder her parents and run away to Albania.

Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"

by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018