VanderVennet

A person who talks obsessively about punctuation, grammer, and the proper usage of modifying words. A.K.A. Proofreading Nazi.

After recieving his paper back, Jim realized his teacher was a real VanderVennet.

by CP September 12, 2003

vanderhook

Vanderhook

A really bad tempered cunt of a teacher who picks on her class, gives her students way too much homework and is a generally unpleasant person to be around.

Student 1: Ugh my teacher is such a cunt she's giving us so much homework and like 3 tests this week.

Student 2: wow what a fucking Vanderhook.

by M's. vanderfuck's student May 19, 2018

Vanderblah

1. The state of carefree emotional detachment experienced by students of Vanderbilt University, where good looks, expensive cars, and fine drugs and alcohol are things to be taken for granted in life and everything else is considered "poor people problems".

2. The paradigm, or world view, of a typical Vanderbilt kid, who has never worked a day in his life but enjoys blowing lines off his daddy's MasterCard while drunk driving gorgeous sorority girls around campus on blunt rides in his BMW.

3. Vanderbilt University.

(Can also be used as an adjective)

When Scott saw the headline about the Darfur genocide, he was momentarily distracted from his life of Vanderblah. After taking another bong rip and turning on his XBox 360, he had forgotten about Darfur entirely: Ah, Vanderblah!

As Sarah sped her RangeRover down West End, she pointed to the raggedy man on the bench, joking, "That homeless loser will never enjoy a day of Vanderblah in his life!"

by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009

Vanderhoof

A town of roughly 5000 people most of whom are related. Its claim to fame is that it is the geographical centre of British Columbia, although this is disputed by neighbouring towns that claims that someone measured incorrectly. It also has more churches per capita than is possibly necessary, especially since half of them are some form of Mennonite. If you happen to meet someone there who wasn't born there they are probably pretty decent people who arrived in the town for work and stayed because of the amazing scenery.

Why can't Vanderhoof be populated by someone other than conservative rednecks?

by left of centre May 3, 2006

Vanderbush

An incredibly large and muscular individual.

Whoa did you see Kevin? He's a Vanderbush

by lilvbush June 7, 2005

vanderqueef

when a man passes gas into a woman's vagina and then places his face infront of the vagina to receive the expelled gas.

when joe farted in that girl's puss she vanderqueefed it right back into his grill for about 6 seconds.

by russ78 July 5, 2008

vanderbilt

The 18th ranked University in the country, according to US News and World Report. Vandy also seems a bit preppy at first, but is really what you make of it. You don't have to wear polo shirts. You dont have to get the finest blonde women either. Usually the two go hand in hand. So, if your smart, you should come to Vandy, because the majority of those who slander it are probably just jealous because they were waitlisted or rejected, or just never applied because they weren't good enough. If your preppy and smart, congratulations, you will find the most attractive blonde women in all of the US, who just want you for your money, polo shirts and AVs. If your a middle class liberal New Yorker like me, bring your girlfriend from home!

Will: Are you going out tonight at Vanderbilt to drink, wear a polo shirt and pick up blondes with syphilis?
Matt: Eh, I think I'll get drunk tonight with my high school girlfriend and have sex with her instead. Then in 5 years I'll make more money than all of my friends.
Will: That sounds almost as good as never worrying about money at all!

by Matt the most excellent April 26, 2006