vachat

a hybrid of a cat and a cow.

"Mr. cow is a cat that looks like a cow, he is such a vachat."

by Ivana Castaneda October 6, 2005

Vasco da Gama

The smashing and grinding of one's crotch on the face of another. Different variations may be added, such as a leap through the air, being thrown by a person on to another, or simply stripping off your clothes before administering the Vasco Da Gama

Matt gave the first and best Vasco Da Gama to Nathan in San Antonio. It lasted for more than 3 minutes.

by Matt Montgomery: The creator of the Vasco February 3, 2005

Vasco da Gama

1:A performance in which a man puts his scrotum upon one's face then begins to hump quickly with force while yelling the words "Vasco da Gama."

2:Sexual abuse technique group(includes the infamous Hernando Cortez). Name originates from first use of the orignal technique, which was the first complete thought which came to the administer's head.1

Nathan was laying quietly on the couch when suddenly his peace was interruped by Matt's Vasco da Gama which left him scarred mentally.

by Warren April 12, 2004

Vachel

Cute , Kind , Ladies Man , ThotBreaker , And Has A Huge Penis .

Vachel You Act Just Like Vachel.

by Vachel May 13, 2014

chloe vashaw

a girls name that symbols her to have freakishly uneven boobs and is very very attractive but disturbingly tall

damn,look at chloe vashaws breast

by johhny depp April 13, 2010

Vasco

It is an age-old noun first used when televison was invented, to describe someone whose life resembles a soap opera. These people find hardship and adventure in the most simplest of tasks and are a constant source of both joy and wonder to their work colleagues on a monday morning when the weekend "debacle" is revealed.

Charachters appearing in episodes of Vasco's soap operas may well include, but are not confined to, a brother-in-law squaddie who turns up unannounced at your door and stays for the next six months whilst making full use of the facilities and an overpriced, over rated camper van that is a money pit.

Vasco's often enjoy the company of animals which, again, provide the source of many new story lines and anecdotes.

A: How was your long anticipated first date with that hot chick from accounts?

B: Oh man, I had a Vasco!!

by Brentwood Jarrett March 24, 2009

vascocongestion

The official word for Blue Balls

Smart guy: Damn, that girl gave me vascocongestion.
Stupid Guy: Huh?
Smart Guy: its Blue Balls you dumb fuck

by Brandon Winkler January 13, 2005