dirty dead unicorn

The act of a wife killing her husband and cutting his dick off. Then proceeds to sew it on his forehead and ride his dick like a unicorn horn while simultaneously shitting in his mouth.

My wife is going to dirty dead unicorn me if get another hooker pregnant.

by NecroUnicorn September 20, 2018

Unicorn

A mythical species of horse that is extremely hard,if not impossible to catch. Only virgins can come near a unicorn.A unicorn's horn is known to neutralize poison, cure any disease, resurrect the dead, and the unicorn itself will choose its companion. If you ever meet a unicorn, if it is not looking at you, or coming near you, forget about being its companion, or even coming near it. If you manage to capture the unicorn, you will obtain immortality. Don't cage in a unicorn when you keep it. It will run away.

Ian went into the forest for a week, trying to find a unicorn. But, he wasn't a virgin, so he wasted his time.

by rainbowagainstsquares July 25, 2012

unicorns and rainbows

Unicorns and Rainbows refers to a feeling of perpetual bliss; only to be described as pure happiness and satisfaction. It describes what it means to finally find your true happy ending. Unicorns are nature’s most mystical creatures. When you find your Unicorn it will lead you to the end of the rainbow and to your "pot of gold".

I've finally found my Unicorns and Rainbows. I started my own business and I'm really happy!

by Lovie311 March 21, 2014

Ride the Unicorn

To Ride the Unicorn is a metaphor for embracing your inner insanity. Where the majority will hide their "crazy" a Unicorn Rider is someone that shows it openly.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy trying to ride a unicycle up the down escalator in a t-rex costume? "
Person 2: "I know right, makes me want to ride the unicorn too"

by Aka_85 July 27, 2016

Unicorn

The most majestic being you will ever see if you see one, you are the most lucky person in the world.! 🐎🐴

Wow that is one beautiful unicorn!

by Taryn. E. P July 3, 2017

Unicorn puff

THC wax coated in 99.9% pure CBD isolate.

After surgery, my pain was better managed with a Unicorn Puff dab than smoking a joint.

by CBD Girl March 22, 2017

Unicorn On The Cob

When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.

"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."

by C L G September 6, 2017