Twittered

The art of explaining long paragraphs by a short sentence in emails or during conversation.

Joe often gets twittered at work by his boss.

by Ritz Bet August 19, 2017

twitterbeast

A person who constantly trawls Twitter looking for amusing or pornographic tweets to amuse his or her friends.

Jonny is a "twitterbeast" he never stops!

by Typhoonarse September 6, 2018

Twittercitis

Twittercitis
~noun

painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.

I can't scroll anymore, the Twittercitis is unbearable!

This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!

My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.

If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!

by Spunky Winkerbean October 6, 2018

Twitterbitionist

one of Paul's Twitter exhibitionists

Paul checks logs on often to check on his Twitterbitionists

by PJNlover May 21, 2021

Twittered

To be twittered is to be outraged at something of no importance.

Person 1: "Hey did you see David the other day?"

Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"

by Jeofii August 12, 2021

Twitterhead

A twitterhead is a person that gets offended by everything and tries to cancel everything that breathes on this earth, while having a conversation with a twitterhead you can't be entitled to ur own opinion unless u want to be canceled.

'Hey guys'

'Oh how dare u say guys and not mention the other genders??? U should be canceled i'm shaking right now' ~ A twitterhead in 2021

by Smiley% August 20, 2021

Twittered

The act of imploding a perfectly functional and working solution from the inside with the power of sheer, f*cking hubris.

The largest, most expensive SpaceX rocket just blew up; it Twittered itself.

by FLY1NGSQU1RR3L April 20, 2023