twitter

A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.
MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people.
YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments.
Twitter just has annoying stalkers.
by ..09 May 16, 2009
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Twitter

Social media messaging service for staying in touch and keeping up with friends from anywhere. Usable through a growing number of platforms including SMS, IM, and various desktop clients, as well as the Twitter website.
I message all my friends through Twitter every time I'm stopped in traffic. It's great!
by Ladanea March 19, 2008
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Twitter

Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.
Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt
by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009
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Twitterable

Things that are worthy of being put up on Twitter.
I just had the most awkward run in with my ex. This is totally twitterable!
by NtiaMoah May 05, 2009
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Twitters

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.
by rperazag June 25, 2010
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twitterize

The term refers to the need to condense writing down to a precise point that uses as few characters as possible.
That presentation is to long, it needs to be twitterized.
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twitter

A social media device or "app" that is so occurently popular that even America's modern presidents use it
twitter is used by the prez
by Broben5 January 01, 2018
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