Pencil Twister

Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil

Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"

by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017

Football Twitter

A popular sub-section of Twitter which involves accounts solely tweeting about football. Your starter level FT account reps a player with a cringey @ and replies “dub” to every big account to try get an ounce of attention because their parents don’t love them. Others try and mock real life tragedies and fake illnesses to get attention which usually ends in them getting their address exposed. FT when football is on is bad enough, as people constantly steal tweets and tweet “unpopular football opinions” that everyone agrees with to get likes. Arguments over football are won from the most amounts of “W” comments they have under them. These lot are obsessed with likes and retweets. When no football is on, FT is even more toxic and should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your timeline flooded with “nOnCE eXpoSEd” threads, LiveLeak videos and a naked man dancing to football anthems.

“What are you looking at on Football Twitter”

“SaucySalah11 said I was a nonce”

by DreamDraw34 April 20, 2019

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

you copied whatever was in the right side and pasted on the search box, expecting a surprise
congrats for making it here

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE my ass is dead

by transdisciplinary September 6, 2021

Twitter Honey

A twitter honey is a female who tends to get attention from males and females on twitter by posting "seductive" type pictures, her following to follower ratio is never close, she tends to be promoted a lot on twitter for each of her other social networks; a twitter honey will tweet things to lure you in like a siren, you follow her and you will never receive a follow back or acknowledgment unless you are a shirtless male or half naked female twitter honey. If you receive attention without being that, it may be a retweet or a favorite.

"Did you know Serena from our math class is a twitter honey?"

"Did you see the new twitter honey, her tits are huge and her ass is fat."

by kingratchet October 26, 2012

Tiffany-Twisted

From the Eagles song, "Hotel California." It was used to describe a woman in love with power and money.

Her mind is Tiffany-Twisted
She got the Mercedes Bens
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls "friends"

by Tifmcd June 4, 2009

Football Twitter

FtblAdxm is a nonce

i created a catfish account and exposed FtblAdxm for noncing me as an underage girl. Football twitter needs to expose him

by FtblAdxmisanonce May 28, 2019

titted

When you're skiing deep powder and get so pitted that it's blowing up to your tits.

We got so titted today on the mountain, I got so many face shots.

by the_jamin_rock February 24, 2017