tengwar

The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.

I like to write thing with Tengwar and then no one can read them!

by penguin March 22, 2004

Tengaged

A subliminal message for the outcasted, traning antisocial teenagers to together join forces and create an army of bitchy homosexuals that will bring new world order to the peple of obama. Subliminal messages include "SLAY" and "HOE YAS"

Man 1 : My PeePee is tingling!!
Man 2 : Wanna go on Tengaged and make Lemjam mad? ;)
Man 1 *whips it out* im ready!

by MrPancakezx September 20, 2015

Tweggy

1.) When a female is talking but, you can't focus on what she is saying because you are distracted by her camel toe
2.) A camel toe that divides the pussy lips into four sections
3.) When females are unresponsive to the pain of their camel toe but, you can tell it hurts by their facial expression
4.) When a female limits walking for fear of irritating her camel toe
5.) A combination of twat and weggy infering that a female has a twat weggy

Mom: So how was school today?
Son: It was good but I was distracted by Ms. Jane's tweggy.

Dammnmn! Look at the tweggy on that ho.

Look at my tweggy it makes my pussy look really nasty.

by Evaj April 24, 2009

tengu

Mythical bird-man goblins from the mountains of Japan. They have feathered wings on their backs, and either beaks or very long, phallic noses on their faces. They can shapeshift fully into a bird or a human to play tricks on people, or escape from danger. They dress like yamabushi, with pom-pomed sashes and small black wooden skullcaps. They often carry shakujou or magical fans made of feathers.

Tengu are credited with both exceptional skill with a sword and a wicked sense of humor, and in numerous folktales they are portrayed as mischievous, curious, rowdy, and rather gullible. The tengu king Soujoubou is said to have trained the famous warrior Minamoto Yoshitsune, and many ukiyo-e prints show the young Yoshitsune sparring with Soujoubou's bird-billed subjects.

The tengu mask on the wall at the sushi place has a nose you could dry laundry on.

by tengu shoes November 8, 2004

twang her banjo

The beautiful art of female masturbation.

Gina loves to twang her banjo while watching lesbian porn....she's such a rug muncher

by FMFlex2 November 11, 2005

whoopee twang

When a female is about to give you head and you are so excited that you cum all over her before she even starts

This chick was about to give me some bad deep throat.. then I 'whoopee twang'

by richyrich38 July 9, 2014

Tweenglish

Noun (n) - The sort of English you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.

Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)

Normal educated person: What's your favorite TV show?
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!

by TurdyChan July 19, 2010