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Twelve-hour challenge

When one attempts to drink a twelve pack of beer in under twelve hours at 12,000 feet or above. Under normal conditions, this is an easy task, but at altitude because of the lack of oxygen present, it becomes an immensely difficult thing.
After Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest, Hillary, to Sherpa:

"Finally, I can get one-beer crizzunk, Sherpa. Let's begin that twelve-hour challenge!"
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twelve rocks in a box

a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.
"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."
by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008
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Twelve Hour Rule

When you have finally reached the point in life where you can eat things after multiple hours and only feel slightly like a gross ass bitch.
Dylan used the twelve hour rule with his ramen.
by Dylan'sKeeper September 1, 2016
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twelve year old

A little bitch who squeaks at people and then masturbates on them.
Garrett went to his cousin Evan's house to be a twelve year old.
by Poopyschnoopel January 26, 2014
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Dancing The Twelve Step

To firmly believe in and practice the Twelve Step Program of Alcoholics Anonymous. From James Frey's book, A Million Little Pieces.
"Near the end, there is a section of testimonials. One is by a dentist, one by a European Drinker, one by a Salesman, one by an Educated Agnostic. They were all Alcoholic disasters, they all found God, they all started dancing the Twelve Step, they all got better." -A Million Little Pieces by James Frey
by Jay.Rod February 2, 2009
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twelve o'clock flasher

tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.
by Pony Boy September 10, 2003
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Laws of the twelve tables

It reflects the social relations of the middle of the 5th century BC, when Roman society was enslaved. These laws regulate both legal and family issues without affecting the foundations of the state system. The laws were written on twelve bronze tables and submitted to the Forum
Lutatsia was at the peak of her beauty at the time, but did not follow the "Laws of the Twelve Tables."
by BegFvag December 5, 2021
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