Twittler

Another name for Donald Trump that Urban Dictionary won't publish because their scared they will be called out in one of his angry tweets.

Well... Looks like Twittler is at it again because his no-healthcare bill is still being denied.

by IkwordZ June 23, 2017

Twettle

v. (/'twetYl/) - the twitter version of the popular cowardly G20 police kettle tactic.

Did you hear how @OfficerVella tried to twettle @canice? Yeah, but he got counter-twettled. Welcome to internet, noob!

by TBSB August 1, 2010

tattleware

Software that reports your internet usage to someone else. (E.g. your boss, your wife, your pastor) See an example at covenanteyes.com.

Vern's wife made him install tattleware after she caught him wanking to hustler.com.

by Cuervo March 4, 2004

Twatted out

The feeling of being tired of Twitter or uniterested in tweeting.

I am canceling my Twitter account. I am twatted out.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

Twartle

A short fat man. Dwarf + Turtle = Twartle.

Here comes the office twartle again, with his ridiculously filthy coffee mug and bad jokes.

by Krackin March 8, 2013

Twatter Fountain

Girls that squirt like a fire hose.

I was fucking Sheila, and she came like a Twatter Fountain!

by Darkrose121 April 30, 2015

twatterpuss

Usually a male specific insult, used to demoralize and or break down the fragile ego of a chauvinistic man. Is sometimes used interchangeably with terms like "fuck boi", "douche canoe", and "Swamp Asshat".

Example:
*on a dating site*
Man: Hey girl, what u lookin for on here?
Man: I think 7.5 should be fun for you to work with.
Man: Hello?
Woman: I'm not interested.
Man: Conceited bitch. I only messaged you because I felt bad for your ugly ass.
Woman: Learn how to accept rejection with grace, you pathetic twatterpuss. 🖕

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018