tweeter twatter

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.

Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter

by MARIE V. November 15, 2011

twattering

Twattering = the art of being bland, boring, useless and very irritating tit. All at once.

The ram was just twattering about

by Thetruthwillout July 22, 2023

twatter

somthing that idiots that think theyre reallly coool when theyr actully total idiots

twatter is like the best thing every invented

by nobodylikesuahole April 28, 2019

Twatter

It's just like twitter but for cunts!!

Person A: I was going to set up
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.

Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!

by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

twatter snatch

The female version of cock blocking

Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.

by lilbitofnothing April 26, 2014

Twatter

a word for easily offended twitter users who cancel everything.

Don't be famous, or you'll get cancelled by twatters for some joke tweet.

by Grandmadestroyer666 January 27, 2021

Twatter

To send a tweet before you've actually thought it through

P O T U S; a twatter a day keeps the media at bay

by henry case July 27, 2017