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twanking

when someone is able to wank using their toes. when they do this it is called twanking.
i just caught jim twanking in his bedroom.
by lewis1991 May 11, 2007
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thwacking off

A boy or he-she who is playin with his feet, mouth and belly button
That boy Damien(omenboy 127) thwacks off cause he doesnt know what jerkin off is...lol.
by harleygirl June 18, 2003
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Twanking

The tween version of cranking or wanking.
'Oh man, my little brother totes thinks he's hit puberty, little does he know he's just at stage one twanking'

'That Eighth Grader just got dumped on MSN and now he's at home twanking wishing he was old enough to actually finish it off'
by notbymenotnow April 14, 2009
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Twatking

Talking but Twat-king.

when a twat talks in general. theyre just being a twat.

a twat is a F#!@ing retarded pussy person LOL
This twat is twatking his way to the bird zone.
by lizmarc May 7, 2010
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twicking

verb
tweeting a picture of your genitals a-la Anthony Weiner.
you should start twicking her
by snailo June 16, 2011
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Twucking

The act of using both hands and mouth in oral sex, the common usage of twucking is standing to the side of your partner, reaching around their back and groping her breast/pinching his nipple, while using the other hand to stimulate their crotch, the mouth being used for the other nipple.

If holding your partner slightly of fully suspended this act of twucking can also be called "Flesh Guitar" as it looks like the person being lifted is a guitar.
Ryan:- Sorry about all the noise from my room last night, my girl and I were having some fun.

Caolan:- That was some noise you guys were making, playing the flesh guitar?

Ryan:- Nah, just some normal twucking.
by Flextard September 19, 2011
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Twackin off

The act of texting and masturbating to a person you have never met.
Was Te'o caught twackin off or what!!? Asked Marion.

I guess man, why don't you text him. Said Peyton.
by Jadedfan January 18, 2013
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