The indigenous people of Polynesia, archipelago islands in the South Pacific. They are not Samoans they are Tongans. They are the first polynesians and are the founders of all other islands, such as Samoa, Fiji, Tahiti all the way up to Hawaii. Scientists do consider Tongan men to be the "alpha male". With their physical ability as well as their mental ability they are able to surpass any other race in the world. Mentally they have mastered the stars and formulations of math not yet recognized by man, they are also humongous people with the strength to follow. They are a mixture of Asian, African and South American.
The men are F******* mean mother F*******, one of them have the strength to kill 5 regular strong men from any other race. They do not like to be looked at in the eye's and if you make them mad good luck getting past that because if they cant beat you with their hands, they are stupid enought to shoot you! It's kill or be killed with these assh&&&& but the bad part is that they are willing to kill and die in every single aspect! It's a NO WIN situation with these damn people and they are also backed by Italian Mafia and Mexican Mafia so good luck to you and FUCK THEM TONGANS
by Sum Guy who farted November 27, 2010
Get the Tongan mug.Noun: Similar to an orgasm, this takes place in the mouth, most likely when eating food that is Angry Delicious. To achieve Tongasm, one must snack on said food for a given period of time, until that tingling sense of explosion occurs. The amount of time required to achieve tongasm varies for different people, pending on their endurance.
Guy 1: "Dude, I was just eating this immaculate bowl of Ramen Noodles and I had a tongasm within seconds!"
Guy 2: "Did you wipe yourself off afterwards?"
Guy 2: "Did you wipe yourself off afterwards?"
by Angry Delish January 17, 2009
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The toughest, Horse muscle having, huge dick showing, ass beating, race of pacific islander there is.
by Buttplugger69 January 21, 2020
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He's going to be an undercover tsangan
Look at those teeth -- he looks like a tsangan
He's going to be an undercover tsangan
Look at those teeth -- he looks like a tsangan
by mingymoo September 1, 2006
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Get the Tongai mug.1.When a man/woman shits themselves and it splatters up their back
2.People also say it as a quote if they see something unreal
2.People also say it as a quote if they see something unreal
1. "Dude, I just sat next next to this old guy on the train and he twonga booed!"
2. "Twonga boo! That girrafe is dancing like Michael Jackson"
2. "Twonga boo! That girrafe is dancing like Michael Jackson"
by pingubrain March 1, 2010
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