tweetskeet

noun. verbal ejaculation on twitter lacking quality or substance
verb. the act of verbally ejaculating on twitter

These posts are tweetskeet.
Tweetskeeted all over that post. Nyah.

by toycg0 July 25, 2009

Tweetsuit

A lawsuit originating from a Tweet, or 140 character or less message on the microblogging service Twitter. Typical Tweetsuits involve defamation, product dilution, or a similar claim. It is an uncharted area of the legal realm, with little or no supporting case law. The term was originally coined on July 28, 2009 by ADMAVEN - The Interactive Advertising Blog in an article entitled, "Tweetsuits Multiply, Suing People For Tweets Going Mainstream".

Chicago based Horizon Group Management has filed a $50,000 Tweetsuit against Amanda Bonnen, an individual with a paltry 20 followers, citing defamation.

by adguynick July 28, 2009

Tweetster

Tweeting while playing Twister

Stop being such a Tweetster and put your foot on yellow

by Max and David December 22, 2009

TweetsChewie

A slithery snake.

Who’s that guy that slithers weirdly over there?
Oh that’s just TweetsChewie, he’s a snake!

by internetgay666 October 31, 2019

teets

Convo fillers, avoid awkward situations.

"Teets mate"

"what the teets?"

"Nice Jersey man."
"Teets."

"How was the exam? Have you finished your assignment?"
"Teets."

When you don't know what to say,

"TEETS."

Have Teets day Mate.

by Ynfan November 3, 2019

tweetsauce

When you nut in a girl's mouth, and she mama bird's it back into your mouth, all while making choking, squeaking sounds, like a bird's tweet.

After Tanisha gave me her tweetsauce, it took me about a dozen glasses of water to get the taste out of my mouth, and years to forget the sound.

by Scoop_skittle_69 February 5, 2021

Teets Tuesday

The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!

Wake up, it’s Teets Tuesday!!!!

by BananaMan69999 April 14, 2021