love truncheon

Love Truncheon: the glans penis

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

by Coitdog October 21, 2005

lay'n trench

Skiers and snowboarders who are carving turns down a ski hill are known to be "lay'n trench", because of the deep ruts left in the snow.

Dude asks, "Hey man, are ya making pow turns today?"

Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"

by Jib Slice January 13, 2011

a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

by S Hussein April 3, 2003

Marianas Trench

Big crack in the ocean, deepest part of earth, alternative rock band, sounds cool, etc.

bob: marianas trench

juan: marianas trench

by jokerman15 July 2, 2011

german trenchcoat

the act of lifting up your shirt over another's head and ingulfing him or her while drenched in sweat, creating an unpleasent situation for the victim

Dude, I just gave her a german trenchcoat and I think she liked it.

by garcus marone March 18, 2009

The Trenches

A slang word meaning "The Hood"

You know I grew up in "The Trenches"

by J$P1C7 June 24, 2021

traunchburger

a coochie

You cant pay me to touch that traunchburger!

by M3&Blu43v3r February 1, 2009