Billy Brown Trousers 

A phrase used in conjunction with sporting failure under immense pressure, as if someone soiled themselves after being put to the test and failing miserably. It has originated from the man whom wore brown trousers for over 20 years of his life in Ballymena county Antrim. Needless to say he suffered from being under pressure during pool billiard games.

Person A: The pressure really affected him on that last shot.
Person B: No doubt, he did a Billy Brown Trousers.

Billy Brown Trousers by Scrooty mcboogerballs August 28, 2010

Ménage à trousers 

Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears

Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is

Ménage à trousers by karen giles February 17, 2018

spongebob big guy trousers ok

British Annaliese when she says spongebob big guy pants ok

Me: My mother just got blown up by an Israeli missle

British Annaliese: spongebob big guy trousers ok 🇬🇧

spongebob big guy trousers ok by OurTeaSee December 20, 2025

trouser snake 

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!

trouser snake by Dub P August 26, 2005

trouser cough 

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

trouser cough by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003

trouser weiner 

The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.

I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.

trouser weiner by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006

trouser gravy 

Trouser Gravy is ejaculate. Aka Jizz, Splooge, Cum, etc.

Brenda: Man, I could really go for some trouser gravy in my fuzzy mimosa right now!

trouser gravy by brianxymox January 30, 2008