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State Trooper [cock sucker]

Asshole cops who tend to be rejects from other precints. They use the "Entrapment" "Tail and Ticket" and "Radar That Only I Can Read" methods to ticket people, typically college students and the elderly. They earn kick backs on the number of tickets they write.

They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.

Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:

-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable
"That State Trooper cock sucker ticketed me for going 78 in a 70 while trying to pass someone going 45 in the 70..."

"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"
by Tiredofbeingticketed November 2, 2008
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cooper trooper

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.
by T-von August 9, 2007
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Jesus: "Oh. I just didn't want to start a tronversation.."
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troofer

Noun- Term of abuse used by Bush supporters against anyone who is openly disbelieving of the Bush Administration's heavily propagandised 9/11 fairytale. The term is used most often in a derogatory way as an ad hominem by neocon trolls in order to avoid dealing with the facts, commonsense, and supporting links presented by 9/11 sceptics
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by Wataru108 January 20, 2009
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trooper juice

ginger ale and cointreau
damn that's some good trooper juice
by killin_suckas December 28, 2007
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scout trooper (star wars)

a star wars troop, with slightly different armor than the stormtrooper, and its specification is sniping and sneaking into enemy territory
"scout trooper (star wars)"

officer: scout troopers get out here now!

trooper 1: yes sir!
by yo yo to the ho ho June 8, 2009
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jerk-trovert

A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.
Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?

Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.
by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014
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