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Tooth Fairy 

A bigass fairy that steals shit out of your mouth and keeps it in their house and occasionally eats them. They also love when you put it under your pillow, so they can take the pillow, put it above your face and bust a nut on it. Then leave with your tooth.
I just fucking love the Tooth Fairy.
Tooth Fairy by DontGetHard December 10, 2018

Tooth-Quick

An automatic toothpick dispenser (noun)
"Would you mind passing me the Tooth-Quick? There is something stuck in my teeth."
Tooth-Quick by Theonidas February 20, 2019

tooth nut 

The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.
No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!

Tooth Jam 

The build up of food (usually crisps or nuts) that’s stuck in the teeth at the back of someone’s mouth.
“Eeurgh, just snogged a girl, and she had some proper tooth jam going on, cheese and onion I think.....”
Tooth Jam by Yiddo75 October 4, 2019

tooth cancer 

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer
rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better

Tooth of Time 

1. The best mountain you can climb as a Boy Scout
2. A mountain located in Cimarron, New Mexico that is/was used by travelers on the Santa Fe trail that symbolizes a traveler is about a week out from Santa Fe
"Dude, I heard Tooth of Time had an elevation of 9,003 feet. Is that true?"
Tooth of Time by WildCard1506 September 2, 2022