took an arrow to the knee

"Took an arrow to the knee" is a popular internet meme derived from the video game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim".

In the game, different characters in the game will say, "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee". To parody this the meme has taken the format, "I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee".

This meme is usually found in the comment sections of various websites and is expressed with facetious intent.

I used to not know what this meme meant, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I was watching this video, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

by Kyzzn December 15, 2011

took her to Detroit

A code used to say you fucked her in the ass
Detroit = shit hole, anal sex

You should never let mom meet a girl you took to Detroit on the first date.
"Yeah man, last night I took her to Detroit."

by The Constable September 23, 2005

They Took Our Jobs!

A phrase coined by South Park, used when the "Goobacks," time immigrants from the future take the citizens of South Park's jobs by working for next to nothing.

"Let me show you to the coffee room, Mr. Glurrk."

Randy Marsh: (gasp) "They took my JOB!"

Stan Marsh: "They took yer job!"

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"Alright everyone, back to the pile."

"Back to the pile everyone, c'mon"

"Back to the pile!"

"Durk our durrr!"

by Durk Our DURR!!! August 24, 2004

Tookbox

A box resembling a regular toolbox except for that the fact that its contents is comprised entirely of tools that have been either found or borrowed indefinitely.

Be very cautious when loaning tools to a tookbox owner, you may never see them again.

Don't lend Stephen your tools, I swear I used to own half the tools in his tookbox.

by Slyer August 9, 2010

Tooken

It is used in place of taken or took. I don’t know where the took her or I don’t know where she was taken. Cool Emergency Room professional jargon.

The ER chick answered “I don’t know where she was tooken” At BCMC in 2021 , a 3rd world state hospital in the United States of America attached to the real University of Nothing Much. This is real like breaking bad but real! Better call saul.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine August 28, 2021

But then I took an arrow to the knee

the universal excuse for why you didn't do something. A.K.A the most common youtube comment.

Girl: Did you go to the store today.
Guy: I was going to, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

by Spongebob1 June 18, 2012

Tooka pack

Smokin' on this Tooka pack and it's loud af
Foenem caught Tooka ass gettin' off the bus
I know Tooka mad asl he probably tired of us
But when I die, find Tooka a$$and I'ma beat 'em up

Von smoking on that tooka pack. R.I.P Von We not from 63rd

by anonymous December 14, 2020