Stone Temple Pilots

Ancient Aztec priests who use magic to fly humungous stone pyramids around the earth, often conduct bombing runs on Holland and remote parts of California.

The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!

by Coffin Henry June 25, 2006

Topless meeting

A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.

The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.

by millibuilder April 13, 2010

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

topless haircut

Getting a haircut or trim administered by a barber with no shirt or blouse.

The barber probably looks great without any clothes on.
For some extra cash she is willing to give a topless haircut.

by trappist June 9, 2011

temple of consumption

The shopping mall where the ardent consumers go to worship their god... material goods.

Bob - you watching the game today?
Bill - no can do, the missus is going shopping so I will be living in exile at the temple of consumption.
Bob - sorry to hear it... we will have fun without you.

by jfburke619 December 15, 2013

Temple Run

You tell your partner to open their legs and lay on the bed and you take a running start in hopes of jumping in at the last minute but you miss and hit the bed.

He got a penile fracture while hoping to temple run his girlfriend!

by Twistednutzz August 12, 2016

Templemichael

A very large cock. Usually the templemichael will be over 12 inch in length and even in girth, rendering it a beast.

Have you seen the size of Alex's templemichael?

by kgwxx December 1, 2019