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Meitner Told Me To Say That 

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.
Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

thats what i told her 

similar to "thats what she said" but can be used in similar and other situations. used in situations where "thats what she said" would not make sense or wouldn't apply.

created by Chris V.
make sure you get some on your face." "thats what i told her.
thats what i told her by cvell June 16, 2010

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

I told you I was hardcore 

When your friends do not believe that you have done something crazy. When you prove them wrong, you have to say, I told you I was hardcore.
Man, I got it up the ass without any lube, I told you I was hardcore.

He told me that 

When you tell someone a secret but this dude completely forgot it was a secret.
"What did )$(#*) told you?"
"He told me that you are the most stupid person of all times"
"Fuck this dude"
He told me that by Sad life June 11, 2018

Somebody Told Me 

Breakin' my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game
A breakin' my back just to know your name
But Heaven ain't close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss
'Cause Heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight (hoo hoo)
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
Ready let's roll onto something new
Takin' it's toll then I'm leaving without you
'Cause Heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight (hoo hoo)
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
Pace yourself for me (for me)
I said maybe, baby, please (please)
But I just don't know now (baby, baby)
When all I want to do is try
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
Now somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
Somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around