Not today

A phrase about the God of Death. often spoken By Arya Stark Lady of Winterfell in times of hardship.

Not today Night king

There is only one God

and his is name is Death.

And there is only one thing

we say to Death.

“Not today”

by NotTodayNK May 1, 2019

Today

The day it is now. Yesterday is always in the past and even tomorrow will be today when we get there.

Yesterday is gone, tomorrow's far off, today is for living. Enjoy it.

by Ceejay44 August 26, 2017

Nigga Toad

A lady that looks like a Nigga (man).

She built like a nigga toad

by NiggaToad_ March 6, 2019

Not Today *cough*

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.

Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.

by The Blue Falcon September 9, 2009

cane toad

Anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.

Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.

Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.

Guy 2: What a total cane toad.

by Twiggy August 4, 2005

toad licker

A person who loves getting stoned so much that they would do any thing (such as licking a toad; popular in the '60s) to get high.

Yo, that ho is such a toad licker, that she'd lick crack of my balls if i put it there

by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

Today

The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.

Today is a great day.

by A-person_yay May 9, 2014