Someone who does not tip at the strip club until the buffet is giving out free ham sandwiches. He then takes the dollar bills and puts them in the chefs apron instead of the girls. He is a slob with a limp penis.
by Mark Sil February 16, 2006
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not connected to the current use of 'tipple' meaning the abuse of drink
not connected to the current use of 'tipple' meaning the abuse of drink
by george Tipler February 6, 2007
Get the tipler mug.Tilehurst is a suburb in the town of Reading in Berkshire. It is home to a range of characters, including the poor and the wealthy.
Most people are content to highlight the fact that Tilehurst is home to the "Oxford Road" when infact there are wealthy parts of Tilehurst too.
The wealthier part of Tilehurst is Halls Road, and near the Birds Estate. The poorer part of Tilehurst is the Oxford Road, which is home to many residents on benefits.
Tilehurst is home to the original Tilehurst Triangle, which is a common hangout for teenagers and has a KFC and Co-Operative nearby.
Most people are content to highlight the fact that Tilehurst is home to the "Oxford Road" when infact there are wealthy parts of Tilehurst too.
The wealthier part of Tilehurst is Halls Road, and near the Birds Estate. The poorer part of Tilehurst is the Oxford Road, which is home to many residents on benefits.
Tilehurst is home to the original Tilehurst Triangle, which is a common hangout for teenagers and has a KFC and Co-Operative nearby.
John: So where do you live?
Kate: I live in Tilehurst
John: (Shocked) Oh shit what have I got myself in for?
Kate: No I live near Halls Road.
John: Oh! That's fine then
Kate: I live in Tilehurst
John: (Shocked) Oh shit what have I got myself in for?
Kate: No I live near Halls Road.
John: Oh! That's fine then
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Licking a girls pussy that is shaved. Similar to munching carpet, however the "carpet" is removed!
Amy & Nisa ROCK!!!
Amy & Nisa ROCK!!!
Guy: Hey baby can I munch your carpet?
Girl: I don't have any carpet (wink wink), but you can MOP MY TILE
Girl: I don't have any carpet (wink wink), but you can MOP MY TILE
by Nisa & Amy January 30, 2008
Get the Mop My Tile mug.Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.
by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011
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producer of the finest hurling teams in the countries history.
It has managed to escape from all of that tourist crap they get in Kerry and Galway.
producer of the finest hurling teams in the countries history.
It has managed to escape from all of that tourist crap they get in Kerry and Galway.
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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