Shaken Man-tini

A shaken man-tini is a sexual act, named after the alcoholic drink, the martini. It involves emptying the contents of a ballpoint pin and inserting opposite ends into the urethras of two penises until the glans (or heads) of the penises are touching, at which point the males begin to alternate ejaculations, forcing an ever-growing mass of semen back and forth between the penises.

The only drink gayer than an apple-martini, is a shaken man-tini.

by EK1 January 20, 2011

tint papa

the art of blacking out them windows man

I just got them limo tint papa's put on my g ride.

by Nauti May 13, 2005

tiita

tiita stands for "Take it in the ass"

go tiita by jamie u fucker

by Jake Longz September 7, 2007

gay-tini

Alternate term for the alcoholic beverage "cosmopolitan"

"Real good job, Chet. You had to order us gay-tinis."

by John Barnes June 25, 2004

tinie tempah

To pass out or take a tactical sleep while at a party or club

"How is he doesn't looks too good?"

"Nah he's fine, he's just done a tinie tempah on the sofa"

by RobRob090 May 4, 2010

5% tint

SECOND to the darkest tint available for automotive applications. 2.5%, also known as "Deuce n 1/2" let's in only 2.5% of light, or half as much as full 5% allows in. Thus making 2.5% tint twice as dark as 5%, and damn near impossible to see out even on the sunniest of days.

(Gangsta 1) Sup b?
(Gangsta 2) Sup blood?
(Gangsta 1) Sheeit man, chillin, sup witch ju?
(Gangsta 2) Chillin, cruisin, smokin this here blunt.
(Gansta 1) I know, I could see you hitting that thu yo jank ass 5% tint.
(Gangsta 2) Sheeit man no you couldn' quit playin'
(Gangsta 1) Sheeeit, you best tear that shit off n lay some 2.5% tint cus everyone see you smokin that twerb all the time.
(Gangsta 2) Sheeeit
(Gangsta 1) It do smell like some good tho
(Gangsta 2) Sheeit, stop on by lata it's some kill
(Gangsta 1) Aight man, peaaace

by Skif July 8, 2007

mosquito tinnitus

A ringing in the ears that sounds like a hovering mosquito, brought on by the anticipation that mosquitoes WILL begin to torment you just as you are dozing off.

I spent half the night swatting mosquitoes that weren’t there. Guess it was just mosquito tinnitus.

by Bottom Ford August 21, 2010