time for cock

A suffix to be applied to the answer whenever a member of the opposite sex asks you the time and it falls on the hour. As in 9 o'clock, time for cock.

NB. Not to be used on family members or really old / young members of opposite sex, please

Example 1
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: It's 10 o'clock...time for cock.
Girl: Cool

Example 2
Guy: Yo, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Sure i do, it's 9 o'clock, time for cock!
Guy: Awesome

by radishford October 13, 2013

Time Paradog

A dog that is created to restore space-time by offsetting temporal paradoxes.

If you experience strong feelings of deja vu one day and are seeing an unusual amount of dogs everywhere, it is very likely that one or more of the dogs are time paradogs.

by Lorestove January 1, 2013

Lake Time

leyk tahym

-Noun
1. the absence of knowledge of time at the lake. It is when your activities aren't driven by the clock, but rather by bodily functions and wants.

Examples: You bask in the sun when you are tired, swim when you want to, eat when you are hungry, drink when you are thirsty and climb buoys when you don't feel like being on a boat. All of theses things are done regardless of what time the clock shows.

Origin: Lake of the Ozarks 2009

As Mackenzie gets out of the water from skiing: Hey Justin, What time is it?
Justin: I doesn't matter we're on lake time.
Mackenzie: Well, I'm hungry for lunch.
Justin: It's 3:33 p.m., you'll ruin your dinner.
Mackenzie:We're on lake time, remember? I'm eating.

by CJackDaniels August 3, 2010

Tamara Time

A subject in which the teacher's name is Tamara.

Person 1: Hey are you excited for English?
Person 2: You mean Tamara Time? Heck yeah!

by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo March 18, 2021

extensive garbage time

Phrase perfected by Marv Albert, referring to a basketball game in which the winning team's lead is so great, that the mere phrase "garbage time" does not do it justice. This is the part of the game where both teams have emptied their benches and are playing out the clock, but even more so than in just conventional "garbage time."

Marv Albert: "And we are now in extensive garbage time. The Knicks lead the Bulls 127 to 40."

by DirkD January 29, 2007

He comes from a different time

A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.

Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX March 4, 2013

Towel Time

Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.

"No, I can't come over now, it's towel time!"

by sunsetfunset January 5, 2009