minnesota timeline

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Minnesota Timeline is when you see the same lady in two completely different internet photo sets and you notice that she has the same shoes on. Presumably, this could apply to videos as well.

Instances of the Minnesota Timeline were fairly rare prior to the advent of internet connectivity and the mass of pornography sites it brought with it.

by C. Kazenzakis September 11, 2004

timber

(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Timmel

The opposite of what is funny, humorous, or satrical.

Also the last name of a very poor comedian hence the root of the word.

Wow you really timmeled that up, you're no John Belushi.

by Stewbacca July 3, 2006

Timber Turd

When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber

I have to go take a poop.....
(10 minutes later)
TIMBER!!!!
thats a timber turd

by the great googlio October 10, 2009

Timberline High School, Boise, ID

A school in Boise, Idaho known to be infested with mind-numbing amounts of jocks and douchenozzles. Spending a typical day in the halls of Timberline, you will hear phrases such as "money" and "shit was so cash brah", and witness the slow, painful retardation of modern society.

I went to Timberline High School, Boise, ID and felt like I became a cast member on Jersey Shore.

It's a Timberline thing.

I went to Timberline high sch - no, wait, don't walk away! I'm different from them, I swear!

by classof2009 January 17, 2011

timberland up

To kick or step on someone, using timberland boots.

"yo if that chick don't pay me she gonna get timberland up"

by johnny doe May 13, 2005

timberley

The boss. Straight up one pimp ass mutha fucka.

Yo, thats the Timberley.

Timberley, enough said.

by jinxlikealynx March 3, 2010