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check thyself before thy wreck thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, it is a sentence used when someone makes a fool of someone for something that also applies to them.

also a great advice.

many variations exist, like:

"check yourself before you wreck yourself"

or the more correct version of this one :

"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"
example 1.

ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"

ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"

ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"

ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:

online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"

online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
by count philosopher July 11, 2016
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Robert Thy Steed

Thy Robert is thy noble steed whoms only goal is to help his trusty steed. To behim means to be a trusty steed
"WOW HE IS SUCH A ROBERT'trusty steed'"
Robert thy steed means a trusty steed
by The WorsnCrt March 6, 2019
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shiteth thy neighbor

To shat on someones lawn, for the purposes of their dog shat on yours. Also the strong chance that they are an ignorant bastard who did something to your property.
(Trimmed trees, and left trimming amongst yours)
(Didn't call the city to flag gas lines and electric lines which in turn, made you flee your street, by chance of explosion, which in turn made you spend hundreds of dollars at a store that you so boredly went to in the mishappening)
Damn, that guy who lives next to us was mowing his lawn at 3 in the morning, go shiteth thy neighbor
by Jackthezipper July 28, 2010
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Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
by bek1966 May 22, 2019
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know thy selfie

Really taking advantage and pleasure of ones own smart phones camera by turning it toward their personal focus of interest, usually their six pack abs or the shapely buttocks or other parts on ones own body and then posting it to the internet, removing ones self yet sharing at the same time.
To " know thy selfie" is the opposite of , to " know thy self".
by Invisiblescapes January 13, 2016
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busting thy nut

"When you are busting thy nut"

(your nut)
by some nutty boi November 20, 2019
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He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!
jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.
by da hood' January 2, 2005
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