having your mind blown.
Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl."
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"
by big goobie April 23, 2010
Get the gourd thumped mug.A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion
-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion
-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.
Guy: *sits down at the subway*
Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by TheExtremeEvoker March 6, 2019
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A person who has a blind, cult-like admiration of and devotion to the worst President in American history, Donald Trump. Trumpanzees verbally attack people who contradict their narrow outlook on life. If you argue reasonably against Trump's racist, xenophobic and misogynistic politics, you are called a snowflake. If you mention anything you've read in The New York Times or have seen on CNN, Trumpanzee would label it fake news.
Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or fake illness for a monthly check from the government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers, baby mamas and daddies, and other useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.
Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or fake illness for a monthly check from the government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers, baby mamas and daddies, and other useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.
Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
Somebody needs to build a wall around that trailer park outside town. Those Trumpanzees are a bigger threat to America than those Mexicans that the fat orange orangutan in Washington keeps talking about.
by The Real Canadian May 4, 2017
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by AYB July 18, 2003
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kevin: i dont know man that chick is thumpted.
dave: dude what you do last night?
alex: what you expect mother fucker? i got mad thumpted.
kevin: i dont know man that chick is thumpted.
dave: dude what you do last night?
alex: what you expect mother fucker? i got mad thumpted.
by chismechicas13 August 27, 2009
Get the thumpted mug."Established in 2004 by Timothy Hunter, Thumpstar is the original mini moto/pit bike manufacturer company producing imitated Chinese dirt bikes".
The company instantly drove to fame when it did initial record breaking business of 45 million dollars in its first 13 months. With sixteen bike models Thumpstar today is widely recognized for its minibike.
The company instantly drove to fame when it did initial record breaking business of 45 million dollars in its first 13 months. With sixteen bike models Thumpstar today is widely recognized for its minibike.
by MOCHARY August 7, 2014
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My heart... it's... hot thumping... come back to me... please... I'll... never forget you... dot dot dot...
by 6of1 February 27, 2009
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